lovers-can-relate:

some people requested rebloggable <3

snickerdoodled:

how can you not love someone whose signatures phrases include “hello!” and “Boopboop!”?!

veganemelda:

panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:

 

Your day just got better and you’re welcome.

seairawr-rawr:

joutei:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

ohonhonhon

feistie:

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

missmonomi:

#swiggity swaggy i am the baggie